Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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