Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
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