Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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