Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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