She said her name was "party"
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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