I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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