I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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