So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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