awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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