we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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