Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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