bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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