yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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