She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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