I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
