Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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