Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
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