Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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