Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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