No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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