check it out our google latitudes are spooning
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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