So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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