i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
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