you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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