Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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