I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
ok first of all what the fuck
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