Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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