And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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