im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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