Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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