Your face is a jimmy john
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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