I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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