Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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