is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
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