is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
