That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
just come out here and I will go home with you...
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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