i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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