'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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