i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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