So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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