Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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