Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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