we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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