Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Randomize
