Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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