I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
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