I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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