Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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