im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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