Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
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