great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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