OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
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