White coat. Heels.
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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