I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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